| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Phoebe Runs: Phoebe's uncoordinated movements attract attention while jogging. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - The Freak Show: Carrie ruins a relationship with Ben; Miranda quits dating. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - Nice in White Satin: Unorthodox doctor gives Karen her annual physical. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - Boo!: Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - The Cuban Missus Crisis: When Angie learns her parents are getting divorced, George becomes nervous about his marriage. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - The Big Brothers: Felix offers himself and Oscar as Big Brothers. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - The Arrival: George helps Jenny in natural childbirth class. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Chinpoko Mon: The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Douche and Turd: Cartman and Kyle have opposing ideas for a school mascot. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911!: Johnson hooks up with Garcia. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: Traci Bingham, Jim J. Bullock and Michael Corbett serve as jurors. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Teenage mothers struggle to raise babies on their own because the fathers deny paternity. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Guests learn the results of paternity tests. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A woman wants her prostitute daughter to take responsibility for herself and her children. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A 15-year-old says she lives on the streets, uses drugs and prostitutes herself. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her son for an unpaid loan; a woman sues a contractor for an unfinished remodeling job. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A man sues a graphic designer for a refund on towels. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Exes sue for unpaid child support. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - Pretty Woman: Robert comes to a stranger's aid when her purse is stolen on the street. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - My Boyfriend's Back: Holly turns to Henry to find out why she is unable to make a commitment. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - The Best and the Blondest: Cheyenne announces she is going to pursue a career in dentistry. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - Spies Like Reba: Barbra Jean and Reba find out Kyra is planning to attend an unsupervised party. |
| 5:00 PM | CW Fall 2008 Preview Special: Highlights of new and returning network programs. |
| 5:30 PM | My Wife and Kids - Graduation: Michael and Jay worry about Jr.'s future following his high school graduation. |
| 6:00 PM | Family Guy - Brian: Portrait of a Dog: Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Eddie Moves In: Chandler finds a new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Joey dislikes living alone. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser: Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - And the Wiener Is ...: Peter joins a gun club; wrathful children target Meg. |
| 8:00 PM | WWE Friday Night SmackDown!: The Undertaker is back and promises that Vickie Guerrero will truly be ``Unforgiven.'' |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers: Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With Ross' Teeth: Ross bleaches his teeth but does not expect the outcome. |